Tyl and error
“DON’T TAKE TYLENOL,” the President advised pregnant women, forcefully, in the Oval Office yesterday afternoon, because his Administration now says…
America pays tribute to Charlie Kirk
In an exhilarating, often exhausting and unprecedented moment in American history, hundreds of thousands of people gathered in an Arizona…
Is Kash Patel up to the job?
The morning after Charlie Kirk’s assassination, FBI Director Kash Patel stood in a Utah conference room, the state’s Governor Spencer…
Rand Paul needles fired CDC director Susan Monarez
Kentucky Senator Rand Paul and recently-fired CDC director Susan Monarez exchanged “testy” words about vaccines in a Senate hearing today.…
Trump leads tributes to Charlie Kirk
Charlie Kirk’s senseless murder on a Utah college campus yesterday led to an instant and disgusting avalanche of celebration from…
The ‘recklessness’ of Joe Biden, according to Kamala Harris
The Atlantic published the first excerpt of Kamala Harris’s expensive memoir “107 Days” this morning, leading with a lickspittle editor’s…
After Rosie O’Donnell, the Americans Trump should strip of citizenship
As he often does when things get a little hot in the kitchen, President Trump went after Rosie O’Donnell again…
Wishing Trump dead only makes him stronger
Maybe you heard that Donald Trump died over the weekend. First, the Internet began to buzz over some bruising on…
Trump should buy Hooters
In the wake of the US government taking on a 10 percent equity stake in Intel, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick…
Trump’s Squid Games with South Korean President
“WHAT IS GOING ON IN SOUTH KOREA?” President Trump posted over breakfast. “Seems like a Purge or Revolution. We can’t…
Will one rotten rebrand spoil Cracker Barrel?
No one thinks the Cracker Barrel rebrand is a particularly good idea. The entire charm of Cracker Barrel lay in…
A presidential pizza delivery service
The excited word went out late Thursday afternoon that President Trump was going to do an evening ridealong with the…
Why I am never doing the ‘Pete & Bobby Challenge’
A terrifying thing appeared on my Twitter feed this morning. Secretary of Health and Human Services and bear-fighter Robert F.…
What the skibidi?
People whose minds stopped evolving 20 years ago are having a snit because the Cambridge Dictionary, the world’s largest online…
Jussie Smollett’s conspiracy theory
Like a cold sore that pops up when your immune system is busy elsewhere, or a text-thread chain that you…
Wow! The Trumpiest Kennedy Center list ever
In the most-hyped announcement of Kennedy Center Honor nominees ever, President Trump appeared this morning at the Kennedy Center, or,…
The White House UFC cage fight
When President Trump said in July that he planned to host a Ultimate Fighting Championship event on the White House…
Nancy Mace: the fairest of them all
“Trump in high heels” is how Congresswoman Nancy Mace described herself earlier this week when she announced her candidacy for…
Jim Acosta’s AI interview is a Black Mirror monster
An absolutely ghoulish spectacle unrolled on YouTube yesterday, as disgraced former CNN Trump gadfly Jim Acosta “interviewed” teenager Joaquin Oliver.…
Mamdani, the fraud abroad
On Monday night, New York City golden boy Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic nominee for mayor, tweeted, after the terrifying gun…
Trump unleashes the evangelists
The Trump administration issued a memo Monday saying that federal workers are openly allowed to express religious beliefs in the…
Who does Colbert think he’s kidding?
David Letterman, who by now has retreated into full comedy-hermit mode, posted a bunch of old Late Show clips on…
The ‘Russia Hoax’ and other grudges
Too long, didn’t read, but late last week Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard proclaimed that she had in her…
RIP NPR, the broadcaster that thought emojis were racist
“Nearly 3-in-4 Americans say they rely on their public radio stations for alerts and news for their public safety,” National…
Prizes, bets and venture capital: how Democrats plan to win
“The old ways of doing business just aren’t cutting it” for the Democratic Party, the New York Times wrote. Democrats…
