Matt Percival

‘Vet fees.’

Matt Percival 28 March 2026 9:00 am

And on that bombshell we’ll find out what happens to the oil price tomorrow

Matt Percival 14 March 2026 9:00 am

‘Your forecast is already out of date.’

Matt Percival 7 March 2026 9:00 am

‘You’ll have to wait until I’ve gone through your emails.’

Matt Percival 28 February 2026 9:00 am

‘They want you to release all your messages.’

Matt Percival 14 February 2026 9:00 am

‘At least the ground rent will be capped at £250.’

Matt Percival 31 January 2026 9:00 am

It’s enlightening but not in a good way

Matt Percival 24 January 2026 9:00 am

‘And on that cliffhanger, we’ll have to wait until tomorrow to find out what happens next.’

Matt Percival 24 January 2026 9:00 am

I prefer something based on a true story

Matt Percival 17 January 2026 9:00 am

We didn’t want dogs

Matt Percival 10 January 2026 9:00 am

‘You look nothing like your profile photo.’

Matt Percival 13 December 2025 9:00 am

Not for EU

Matt Percival 13 December 2025 9:00 am

‘I’m spending Christmas alone this year.’

Matt Percival 6 December 2025 9:00 am

‘Would you like to make a salary sacrifice?’

Matt Percival 29 November 2025 9:00 am

I want to confirm delivery

Matt Percival 22 November 2025 9:00 am

‘I thought I’d begin by setting out my economic challenges.’

Matt Percival 15 November 2025 9:00 am

The light is more flattering

Matt Percival 25 October 2025 9:00 am

If it wasn’t for Ozempic, I’d still be a fat cat.

Matt Percival 4 October 2025 9:00 am

You will be a good boy.

Matt Percival 27 September 2025 9:00 am

It’s supposed to be fun

Matt Percival 13 September 2025 9:00 am

It doesn’t comply

Matt Percival 6 September 2025 9:00 am

It started on social media

Matt Percival 23 August 2025 9:09 am

Nine or ten?

Matt Percival 16 August 2025 9:00 am

It was expensive but worth it

Matt Percival 2 August 2025 9:00 am

Squeeze you in

Matt Percival 2 August 2025 9:00 am

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