Matt Percival

‘I’m spending Christmas alone this year.’

Matt Percival 6 December 2025 9:00 am

‘Would you like to make a salary sacrifice?’

Matt Percival 29 November 2025 9:00 am

I want to confirm delivery

Matt Percival 22 November 2025 9:00 am

‘I thought I’d begin by setting out my economic challenges.’

Matt Percival 15 November 2025 9:00 am

The light is more flattering

Matt Percival 25 October 2025 9:00 am

If it wasn’t for Ozempic, I’d still be a fat cat.

Matt Percival 4 October 2025 9:00 am

You will be a good boy.

Matt Percival 27 September 2025 9:00 am

It’s supposed to be fun

Matt Percival 13 September 2025 9:00 am

It doesn’t comply

Matt Percival 6 September 2025 9:00 am

It started on social media

Matt Percival 23 August 2025 9:09 am

Nine or ten?

Matt Percival 16 August 2025 9:00 am

It was expensive but worth it

Matt Percival 2 August 2025 9:00 am

Squeeze you in

Matt Percival 2 August 2025 9:00 am

Sprinkler

Matt Percival 26 July 2025 9:00 am

After two successful marriages, I’m single again

Matt Percival 26 July 2025 9:00 am

A more interesting specimen

Matt Percival 28 June 2025 9:00 am

‘And “Cut”.’

Matt Percival 21 June 2025 9:00 am

Hell is other AI

Matt Percival 7 June 2025 9:00 am

Do you feel guilty

Matt Percival 31 May 2025 9:00 am

I love these insights

Matt Percival 24 May 2025 9:00 am

Worth it

Matt Percival 17 May 2025 9:00 am

Can’t you just take a robe

Matt Percival 10 May 2025 9:00 am

I dare you to check the news

Matt Percival 10 May 2025 9:00 am

We’re choosing a new leader

Matt Percival 26 April 2025 9:00 am

Keep the furnaces going

Matt Percival 19 April 2025 9:00 am

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