Kipper Williams

‘You’re turning a lovely shade of gammon.’

Roasted

2 August 2018 1:00 pm

‘It’s to celebrate 100 years of Brexit negotiations.’

Flypast

12 July 2018 1:00 pm

‘Yeah, cool, whatever...’

Hague

21 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘I thought I was dead, but it turned out I was just living in Surrey.’

Thorpe case

7 June 2018 1:00 pm

‘Dull, predictable, uninspired… he’s quite the breath of fresh air.’

Vicar

24 May 2018 1:00 pm

‘There’s always the Swiss option.’

Swiss option

17 May 2018 1:00 pm

Flower

5 April 2018 1:00 pm

‘He would have had less trouble if he’d shacked up with Stormy Daniels.’

Stormy

28 March 2018 2:00 pm

Bear

22 March 2018 3:00 pm

Teacher training

1 March 2018 3:00 pm

‘It’s not a crash – it’s a correction!’

Car

8 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’ve lost the Allen key.’

Ikea

1 February 2018 3:00 pm

‘I was slapped down by Theresa May.’

A&E

25 January 2018 3:00 pm

‘I’m already feeling miles smugger.’

Dry January

11 January 2018 3:00 pm

Chest

4 January 2018 3:00 pm

Kings

13 December 2017 3:00 pm

Dali

30 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘I’m boycotting Paperchase.’

Paperchase

23 November 2017 3:00 pm

‘It’s come to our attention that you’re having meetings with Theresa May, Ms Patel.’

Holiday

9 November 2017 3:00 pm

Woods

2 November 2017 3:00 pm

Bill

19 October 2017 2:00 pm

Tory Conference

12 October 2017 2:00 pm

Spider

5 October 2017 2:00 pm

Makeup

31 August 2017 1:00 pm

Border control

17 August 2017 1:00 pm