For those who are keeping track of the woke liturgical calendar, today is ‘Wear it Purple Day.’ It is an important holy day of obligation for non-rainbow people to prostrate themselves before the rainbow people.
This can be done in a variety of ways in the broader community, from temporarily replacing one’s rainbow lanyard with a purple one or baking mini purple cupcakes to impress woke colleagues.
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