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Flat White

The minister for net zero and dystopian hellscapes

20 January 2023

4:00 AM

20 January 2023

4:00 AM

‘Australians, you shall decarbonise. Electricity bills shall go up, energy security shall go down, and damage to the environment shall be ignored – a cabal of global elites has made this decision for you. As Net Zero Minister, I declare that state cooperation is assured; debt has no consequence; spending has no limit; markets have no meaning.

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