Sudafed-style ID checks are about to be brought in to make sure Australians don’t end up as RAT addicts. 2022 is already hilarious…

The move has been suggested after a nationwide shortage of Rapid Antigen Tests (predictably) manifested when state premiers mandated them for interstate travel during the Christmas period. This situation was made worse by a country full of hypochondriacs prepared to line up for over eight hours at a time for a PCR test (despite not having any Covid symptoms) then being told to go home and test themselves.