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Are we really going to abandon Brexit because of a Mars bar shortage?

15 December 2018

9:00 AM

15 December 2018

9:00 AM

The nice French doctor looked beadily at the screen. There were the results of my tests, in irrefutable detail. They had taken my blood; they had beeped in my ears; they had covered me in painful hair-pulling electrodes, and now there was no use bluffing. I tried to draw her attention to what I conceived was my Hulk-like strength, the blast furnace super bellows of my lung capacity.

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