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Status anxiety

Could my son Charlie become a Premier League footballer?

Admittedly it’s early days, but watch this space

14 March 2015

9:00 AM

14 March 2015

9:00 AM

My son Charlie was scouted by QPR last week. I say ‘scouted’, but that’s not quite accurate since he’s only six. Rather, a man claiming to be a member of the club’s coaching staff suggested I bring him along to the QPR pre-academy in Willesden.

At first, I was suspicious. The man in question teaches football at the local leisure centre and I was worried that this ‘pre-academy’ would turn out to be an expensive, fee-paying affair with no official links to QPR.

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