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Girls, let’s not leave AI to the men

19 September 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the Times ‘Sodding sods!’ I exclaim, as I discover that I’m £16,000 overdrawn. Between the tweakments, the…

My week of pure hedonism

15 August 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the Times I’m fiddling with my phone when a news notification pops up. Another independent school has…

Restore’s unstoppable rise to power

18 July 2026 9:00 am

As seen on X ‘Subversive.’ With this word I sign off my vitriolic X reply to Beth Rigby, who has…

Why doesn’t my daughter enjoy bonking?

11 July 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the Times ‘You young people, I don’t even know where to start!’ My phone call to my…