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What not to say when visiting Santa’s grotto, and other tips from Ben Schott

6 December 2025 9:00 am

Also discussed in the latest miscellany are classic Italian gesticulations, the nuances of graffiti, the hierarchy of Venetian gondoliers and how to deter paparazzi

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