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Girls, let’s not leave AI to the men

19 September 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the Times ‘Sodding sods!’ I exclaim, as I discover that I’m £16,000 overdrawn. Between the tweakments, the…

On the hunt for corruption at Reform party conference

12 September 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the Guardian It’s the end of the hottest summer in British history, and the business reception at…

Gen Z, worried about your job prospects? I have the answer

5 September 2026 9:00 am

As seen on Substack It is three o’clock on Thursday when Saffie texts me asking to meet up at Blank…

I have more in common with Meghan than I care to admit

29 August 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the Daily Telegraph Tis the end of silly season, when those of us who presume to scribe…

The budding bromance between Trump and Burnham

22 August 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the New Statesman I t’s a quarter to midnight on a hot July evening when the text…

My week of pure hedonism

15 August 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the Times I’m fiddling with my phone when a news notification pops up. Another independent school has…

Did someone say climate change?

8 August 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the Daily Telegraph I am sitting in my living room watching Songs of Praise, when a sudden…

How to write your own Burnham thinkpiece

1 August 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the New World When that More In Common poll dropped this week showing Andy Burnham comfortably ahead…

How to write your own Burnham thinkpiece

25 July 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the New Statesman ‘A garlic naan for every curreh, and a sofa for every telleh,’ says the…

Restore’s unstoppable rise to power

18 July 2026 9:00 am

As seen on X ‘Subversive.’ With this word I sign off my vitriolic X reply to Beth Rigby, who has…

Why doesn’t my daughter enjoy bonking?

11 July 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the Times ‘You young people, I don’t even know where to start!’ My phone call to my…

Andy Burnham is the Disraeli of the North

4 July 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the New Statesman (Cont. from pages 1-13)… as V.S. Naipaul once remarked in The Road to Wigan…

Do I vibe with Rupert Lowe?

27 June 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the New World What are the vibes of Rupert Lowe? That’s the question on my mind as…

Why gentlemen relish Kemi

13 June 2026 9:00 am

As seen in the Telegraph Two thoughts on the sad and controversial death of Henry Nowak. The first is about…