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Who needs a chicken labelled ‘cook before eating’?

22 August 2015 9:00 am

I was saying the other week that my new hearing aids had come with a warning not to swallow their…

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20 August 2015 1:00 pm

I was saying the other week that my new hearing aids had come with a warning not to swallow their…

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20 August 2015 1:00 pm

I was saying the other week that my new hearing aids had come with a warning not to swallow their…

Jeremy Corbyn’s debt to Silvio Berlusconi

15 August 2015 9:00 am

I’m going off Jeremy Corbyn. He seems more and more pleased with himself by the minute. But I understand why…

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13 August 2015 1:00 pm

I’m going off Jeremy Corbyn. He seems more and more pleased with himself by the minute. But I understand why…

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13 August 2015 1:00 pm

I’m going off Jeremy Corbyn. He seems more and more pleased with himself by the minute. But I understand why…

My deafness has become an impediment to domestic harmony

8 August 2015 9:00 am

Most people, when asked if they would rather be deaf or blind, say they would rather be deaf. I would…

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6 August 2015 1:00 pm

Most people, when asked if they would rather be deaf or blind, say they would rather be deaf. I would…

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6 August 2015 1:00 pm

Most people, when asked if they would rather be deaf or blind, say they would rather be deaf. I would…

My role in saving The Spectator

1 August 2015 9:00 am

I was wondering what to write about this week when I suddenly realised that exactly 40 years ago this Saturday…

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30 July 2015 1:00 pm

I was wondering what to write about this week when I suddenly realised that exactly 40 years ago this Saturday…

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30 July 2015 1:00 pm

I was wondering what to write about this week when I suddenly realised that exactly 40 years ago this Saturday…

Smartphones are wonderful – until they take over your life

25 July 2015 9:00 am

The smart phone is a wonderful thing. We are never out of touch anymore, neither with friends nor with the…

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23 July 2015 1:00 pm

The smart phone is a wonderful thing. We are never out of touch anymore, neither with friends nor with the…

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23 July 2015 1:00 pm

The smart phone is a wonderful thing. We are never out of touch anymore, neither with friends nor with the…

Croquet is a sport that makes you want to cheat and kill

18 July 2015 9:00 am

I have always been what I suppose one could call a weed, and a cowardly one at that. I never…

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16 July 2015 1:00 pm

I have always been what I suppose one could call a weed, and a cowardly one at that. I never…

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16 July 2015 1:00 pm

I have always been what I suppose one could call a weed, and a cowardly one at that. I never…

How strange to feel nostalgic for the 1970s

11 July 2015 9:00 am

The 1960s were already more than halfway over when I realised that I was living through what was supposed to…

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9 July 2015 1:00 pm

The 1960s were already more than halfway over when I realised that I was living through what was supposed to…

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9 July 2015 1:00 pm

The 1960s were already more than halfway over when I realised that I was living through what was supposed to…

First I cursed the Calais migrants — then I thanked them

4 July 2015 9:00 am

The Eurostar train descended gently into the Channel Tunnel, went halfway along it, and then stopped. There it remained for…

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2 July 2015 1:00 pm

The Eurostar train descended gently into the Channel Tunnel, went halfway along it, and then stopped. There it remained for…

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2 July 2015 1:00 pm

The Eurostar train descended gently into the Channel Tunnel, went halfway along it, and then stopped. There it remained for…

The pointlessness of outlawing hogging the middle lane

27 June 2015 9:00 am

It is nearly two years since the police were granted new powers to fine motorists for ‘hogging’ the middle lane…