The Spectator

‘My husband’s disappointed. He didn’t realise this cruise was called Pilates of the Caribbean.’

Cruise NAF

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

Mobile Warner

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘I’ve updated my tablet.’

God Singleton

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

Bookshop Thompson

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Don’t bother with the knives, they’re already out.’

Labour Thompson

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Wow! Your mum’s really into drugs!’

Spice

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘You promise you’ll vote for me, but how do I know you’re not lying?’

Doorstep

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Your father’s switching energy supplier again.’

Switching

18 May 2017 1:00 pm

Barometer

13 May 2017 9:00 am

God forbid Irish police investigated Stephen Fry over a complaint of blasphemy, which is no longer a criminal offence in…

The lay of the land

13 May 2017 9:00 am

From ‘Schoolboy labour’, The Spectator, 12 May 1917: Work on the land, even though the time be stolen from books,…

No left turn

13 May 2017 9:00 am

It would be easy to dismiss Jeremy Corbyn’s launch of the Labour party’s election campaign this week on the grounds…

Portrait of the week

13 May 2017 9:00 am

Home After spectacular local election results, Theresa May, the Prime Minister, said: ‘I’m taking nothing for granted over the next…

Letters

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

It’s a Unionist revival Sir: Contrary to Alex Massie’s claims, there is no rebirth of Scottish Conservatism in Scotland (‘Queen…

‘How romantic — a candlelit dinner for two.’

Soup Thompson

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘From now on you must issue a trigger warning before you can call anyone a snowflake.’

University RGJ

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Bloody Brexit!’

Smashed

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘This vaper’s incredibly realistic — it even gives you cancer.’

Smoke Newman

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘This is the device that will be taking over your job.’

Table Grizelda

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘Contract… advance… film rights…’

Dr Kipper

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

‘You know, among women we don’t actually consider that a superpower.’

Hero

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

Folies_Thompson

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

Beaver

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

Alexa stokoe

11 May 2017 1:00 pm

Barometer

6 May 2017 9:00 am

Spend, spend, spend London mayor Sadiq Khan ended support for the Garden Bridge, probably killing it off. How are other…

The art of the deal

6 May 2017 9:00 am

If elections were decided on voter enthusiasm rather than on plain numbers, Marine Le Pen would win this weekend’s battle…