Matthew Parris

Matthew Parris is a columnist for The Spectator and The Times.

Why we are all solipsists

13 December 2025 9:00 am

I once tried to write a novel but lacking any ear for dialogue or skill at characterisation, I abandoned the…

The mind-body conundrum

6 December 2025 9:00 am

I’m committed this winter to too many expensive building projects at once. As the balloon of my bank balance drifts…

Was the BBC’s Trump edit outrageously wrong?

22 November 2025 9:00 am

I should begin by making something clear. Splicing together two parts of a speech to give the impression they were…

The engine’s pitch has changed

8 November 2025 9:00 am

On a long flight there’s an instant, and perhaps you’ve noticed it, when a very slight alteration in the pitch…

The lost art of the insult

25 October 2025 9:00 am

Imagine I were to begin this column by remarking that a woman preaching is like a dog walking on its…

In defence of Chris Cash

11 October 2025 9:00 am

Can you be a spy by mistake? If, with no treacherous intent, without ever intending to disadvantage your own country,…

Hard-won gay rights will be easily lost

27 September 2025 9:00 am

In the Palace of Westminster a fortnight ago, I spoke at a reception celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Tory…

Has Zelensky become a liability?

16 August 2025 9:00 am

Is Volodymyr Zelensky becoming a liability for the West and for his own country? We are entitled at least to…

What it means to be English

2 August 2025 9:00 am

How can you ever put your finger on the comfort, the joy, the absurdity, of being English? Not, perhaps, through…

Why you should never trust a travel writer

19 July 2025 9:00 am

After one of Jeffrey Archer’s minor tangles with the absolute truth, his friend the late Barry Humphries remarked: ‘We all…

How Labour governments always end

5 July 2025 9:00 am

Couldn’t we just skip to the end? I’m old enough to have seen this so often: must I sit through…

The real reason birth rates are falling

21 June 2025 9:00 am

Last week the United Nations Population Fund (UNFPA) released its State of World Population report. According to the Guardian: ‘Millions…

What history doesn’t tell us

7 June 2025 9:00 am

The trouble with history is that it is topiary. History is what’s left after the unwanted foliage has been clipped…

The battle over fishing is a sideshow

24 May 2025 9:00 am

So far, so routine. Labour wants to update and if possible upgrade the United Kingdom’s arrangements with our immediate neighbour…

Kemi shouldn’t play the Trump card

10 May 2025 9:00 am

I doubt I’m alone among Spectator readers in feeling a certain slight but nagging discomfort when I hear those on…

The joy of Channel Island hopping

26 April 2025 9:00 am

Seldom has a collective term been less appropriate: ‘the Channel Islands’ – as though these were in any sense (other…

What if Trump is just bonkers?

12 April 2025 9:00 am

‘I wonder what he meant by that,’ King Louis Philippe of France supposedly remarked on the death of the conspiratorial…

America is a moral idea or it is nothing

29 March 2025 9:00 am

Harold Wilson once declared that the Labour party ‘is a moral crusade or it is nothing’, a proposition whose logical…

Trump wants Putin to win

15 March 2025 9:00 am

It is meet, right and our bounden duty to begin any column about Ukraine with a vigorous expression of the…

A trap for the right

1 March 2025 9:00 am

On Thursday 16 August 1739, the young John Wesley met and for an hour argued with the middle-aged Bishop of…

Let Trump buy the Chagos Islands

15 February 2025 9:00 am

Forgive me for returning in this column to Diego Garcia. The issue is too important to shrug aside: important not…

How to solve a problem like the Chagos Islands

1 February 2025 9:00 am

Very soon – as soon as the mutual courtesies now being exchanged between the new American President and his British…

Why was everyone fooled by Rachel Reeves?

18 January 2025 9:00 am

It is some time since I could claim any close acquaintance with the daily skirmishes of workaday Westminster. From risers…

My mission to save the elm

14 December 2024 9:00 am

In defence of first past the post

7 December 2024 9:00 am

Here comes a new law in political science: Joe’s Law. As I write, the Republic of Ireland is still working…