I come to praise Hawaii. My wife and I lived in New Zealand from 1993 to 2004 and since then here in Australia. But most of both of our families lived in Toronto. They still do. So inside and out we know the mind-numbing boredom and tediousness of flying across the Pacific Ocean halfway around the world to Ontario, Canada.
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