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Chairman Dan’s shining path to liberation – in just 25 words

19 September 2021

2:43 PM

19 September 2021

2:43 PM

Daniel Andrews has this afternoon delivered his roadmap for freedom for Victorians – or an approximation thereof.

His media goons staged a 45-minute lockup for journalists to examine the plan to create the impression it was something of consequence.

Forget 45 minutes. We can tell you all you need to know about it in just 25 words – a sentence from the Chairman’s media release:

There will be a “guard rail” system in place, which will allow our public health team to adjust restrictions if hospital admissions become too high.

In other words, it’s all hypothetical.

Nothing Andrews has said today is worth a pinch of…

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