Life in Victoria right now is a sad, bleak shadow of its former self. Businesses have closed their doors forever, mental health is falling apart, and people are losing faith in life ever returning to some semblance of normal.
Fear not.
Chairman Dan has taken this all on board and has come up with the very best person for the job to rebuild a shattered state.
Step forward… Waleed Aly.
Yes, on Saturday, the Andrews government released a media statement entitled, “Staying safe is in our hands”.
“Victorians are doing an amazing thing – staying home and staying safe,” the statement began.
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