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The only way to avoid Ariana Grande’s drivel is to move to Iran

2 March 2019

9:00 AM

2 March 2019

9:00 AM

Grade: D

Among the many reasons for moving to Iran is this vapid, talentless, derivative, hyperbolically oversexed drivel aimed at your 11-year-old daughter. The land of the mad mullahs is about the only place on earth you’ll be able to avoid this unmitigated crap, a collection of chemically processed ur-songs that make Taylor Swift seem like Debussy.

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