High life

Let’s read the riot act to the kleptocrats who are buying us out

18 July 2015

9:00 AM

18 July 2015

9:00 AM

I have signed an affidavit for a hearing in the High Court stating that Janan Harb was, to my knowledge, married to Fahd of Saudi Arabia, who later became king of that ghastly country until he ate himself to death. His son Abdul Aziz, a fat playboy who drifts around the world with an entourage of 150 bootlickers, is challenging Janan’s claims, which, in the immortal words of Mandy Rice-Davies, ‘he would, wouldn’t he?’ Saudi camel-drivers-turned-self-proclaimed royals do not like to pay for the mess they leave behind their ample posteriors, and they definitely do not like to pay for their women. (I’ve often wondered if they really think women stay with them for their looks.) This Abdul Aziz is trying to do down a decent lady who swears that she was secretly married to his old man by claiming state immunity from the British legal system. Janan Harb is a British citizen who managed to avoid ending up in a Saudi harem, a harem being just another name for enslaved women. Yet when Fahd died, Prince Charles was among the first to genuflect in front of those uppity camel-drivers. As were Obama and most European leaders.

What is it with us? Are we so cowardly that we cannot call a spade a spade? That’s why my hero of the week is my friend Julian Seymour, who correctly remonstrated with a ludicrous PR woman who had dragged two Qataris to the late Duke of Marlborough’s memorial service. Let’s read the riot act to these kleptocrats who are using the trillions that belong to their people to buy us out of everything we once owned and cherished.

But it’s much worse than you think. Forget the enslavement of women. Forget the rape by a member of the entourage of the Saudi family. Forget the torture and imprisonment of anyone who disagrees with them. Forget that it was the desert satrapy of Qatar that bribed Fifa to gain the World Cup. Forget the depravity of the Saud clan. Forget about the atrocity of bombing innocent people in Yemen — but do not forget that it is the Saudis and the Qataris who did and most likely continue to finance terror against the West.


Here’s how it stacks up: Turkey, the Saudis, the Gulf satraps and the Israelis are helping jihadis to defeat the Syrian army. We in the West, blind as always and trembling in our boots lest we are targeted by the Israeli lobby, do not dare to change course and back Bashar al-Assad, the only man who protected Christians and other minorities in the once beautiful country of Syria. Turkey has 3,000 tanks, 1,000 aircraft and an army of 500,000 men only 60 miles from Raqqa, the so-called capital of Isis, yet she won’t move an inch to help. (Only to attack the Kurds.) Israel, the only major superpower of the region, is helping other anti-Assad rebels viewing them as anti-Iran. Uncle Sam, as usual, is terrified of the Likud propaganda machine that paints anyone in Washington not playing the Netanyahu game as a vicious anti-Semite.

Over here, some of our ‘banlieues’ have turned into mirror images of African homelands, with more than 20 million Muslims inside the EU. Forty per cent of these Muslims in the UK alone would welcome Sharia law (i.e., stoning adulterers to death, chopping off limbs for stealing, and covering up women). And what are we doing about it? Easy. We are worried over the ‘relentless hostility towards Islam’.

Back in the Land of the Brainwashed and Home of the Depraved, the Associated Press has dropped the term ‘illegal immigrant’. America and Britain both lead in the suppression of free speech, and anyone who questions immigration is apt to be called a bigot and a racist. Since the Afghan war of the 1980s, Moscow has accused the US of encouraging Islamic militants to fight Russia. We now know Russia was right, and that arms given to the Afghans by Uncle Sam were turned against Nato 20 years later. Even Hollywood got the message and made movies about it. But no one in Washington seems to get it. We’re now backing Ukraine, and that made-up country is importing Chechens to fight Russian separatists with calls of ‘Allahu Akbar’. Ditto in Bosnia, where Muslim militants are now seen as defenders against the Serb menace.

Don’t just take Taki’s word for it. There is full-scale war in Yemen with the Saudi air force killing hundreds of innocents. But they are incapable of dislodging the Houthis from Sana, the capital. The Saudis couldn’t defeat Monaco in a war, yet they keep buying our arms, hotels, resorts, racehorses and country houses, and paying for the schools that brainwash the young against our values. Instead of warning them that we’ll overthrow their kleptocracy if one more word is taught against us, we coddle them and allow them to corrupt our institutions.

This brings me back to Janan Harb and the court case. I am anxious to see how our justice system treats a British national, a woman, facing a Saudi who has so far managed to avoid appearing in any Western court. Will the High Court throw the book at him and force him to pay? We will soon know as Abdul will most likely hide behind his immunity and not show up. I’d assign her £50 million at least, plus the couple of houses that the old man had promised. It’s about time the Saudi gang paid up.

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  • Fritz123

    Well, there is this Liechtenstein v. Germany case (Certain Property), where the head of state was also a private person. This Azis is such a double entitity too. He has his private side as well.

  • Malus Pudor

    Can we take it then, Taki, that you don’t much care for Ragheads ?

  • Ahobz

    Taki telling it like it is. No doubt tht Saudi money and “values” have had a profoundly corrupting influence on the world in general and islam in particular.

  • mdj

    ‘What is it with us?…the kleptocrats who are buying us out.’

    While broadly agreeing with Taki’s drift, one can’t help being reminded of the line from the old playground Lone Ranger joke; ‘Who’s ‘We’, White man?’

    • jim

      That question could be taken any number of ways.

  • Richard Eldritch

    The Saudis, Jimmy Saville, and Dodi Fayed. Our royals are pretty crap at choosing their friends.

    • W Smith

      Maybe they were just Andrew’s friends?

    • Dominic Stockford

      Dodi Fayed was never a friend of the royals, neither was his dad…

      As for the others – the Royals get ‘told’ who their freinds are to be by our dear government, and Mr Savile was most people’s friend, so let’s not pull that one.

      • Richard Eldritch

        I think you’ll find Diana was rather partial to Fayed. As for the rest, well it’s tosh isn’t it? I can only presume you’re naive. I suggest you hang out with them abit more, It’s a real eye opener…..

        • Dominic Stockford

          Diana stands for all the ‘real’ royals? Even after she was chucked out (in all but title)? I think not.

          You should try thinking what it is ike being a constituional monarch, effectively at the beck and call of people who want to make loads of money and keep the power they have been ‘elected’ into.

        • porcelaincheekbones

          She was partial to one part of Fayed.

  • Gilbert White

    Although I get the gist of this why do people keep going on so about the only relatively stable areas of the middle-east. Most of the UN member Nations are trash are they not and always will be?

    • jim

      There is not one middle eastern country,including Israel that does not work against western interests.

  • Faulkner Orkney

    There is a very, very big storm brewing…

    • jim

      I hope so. Let’s have it out once and for all.

  • Worst country in the world – is it Saudi Arabia or Pakistan? Benefits to the world – none. In fact worse than none.

    • Faulkner Orkney

      You’ve never been to France then?

  • MacGuffin

    All reasonable people agree with Taki on the big geopolitical stuff mentioned in this piece, but are we really expected to be concerned about a settlement awarded to an aging arabian whore?

  • Fritz123

    Btw, the horrible DSK has writtzen some very convioncing “manly” comments on Greece. To me it is the same answer that I would have given to Obama in the “housing”-scandal. Forget the bad money and dont add good money.

    • Sanctimony

      DSK is probably more economically literate than Merkel …

      • Fritz123

        Or his problem was easier.

  • Dominic Stockford

    And Turkey could sort out the Kurdish issue by supporting them against ISIS, with the agreement that they would help them create a Kurdish state, as long as the Kurds promise to stop killing Turks later on. But no, that would be too sensible for them all.

  • WTF

    A plague on all their houses as different factions of Islam are no different than different types of cancers, they’re all malignant, they keep sucking life from the host and its time we repatriated this disease back from whence it came !

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