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If One Direction lost one more member, would they be quorate?

What's the ideal size for a boyband, wonders Marcus Berkmann

9 May 2015

9:00 AM

9 May 2015

9:00 AM

Where were you when you heard that Zayn Malik had left One Direction? No, me neither, but as my teenage daughter reports, an entire generation of female youth appears to have been traumatised by the event. Not that she gives a monkey’s herself, of course, but she says that everyone she knows knows someone who knows someone who really cares, sometimes to the point of genuine distress.

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