Hugo Rifkind

I’ll take Jeremy Clarkson over a howling mob any day

Lord knows he’s embarrassing. But at this point Argentina should be embarrassed too

1 November 2014

9:00 AM

1 November 2014

9:00 AM

Perhaps it’s a glaring and personal flaw in my observational skills, but if somebody tried to insult me via a number plate attached to their car, I’m not at all sure I’d notice. I suppose if it was really obvious — ‘HUGO TWAT’ sort of thing — then the synapses would fire, but anything more subtle would pass me by. And I don’t think it’s just me.

Imagine, for example, driving through Scotland in a car with the registration ‘H746 CLN’. How likely is it, do you think, that some super-observant thug would interpret this as a reference to the Battle of Culloden in 1746, and then gather together a posse to beat you up? ‘Come on lads! There’s some English git down there obliquely making an appalling joke about us losing a war!’ And nobody saying, at any point, ‘But I dinnae get it, Davie. Whit’s the H for?’

Wouldn’t happen. Would it? Yet this, pretty much, seems to be the official — and proud — Argentine interpretation of whatever curious disaster befell Jeremy Clarkson and the rest of the Top Gear crew while filming a Christmas special in Tierra del Fuego six weeks ago. It’s a complex tale, this, with more twists and turns than an episode of The Killing. The undisputed facts seem to be that Clarkson, along with the usual Top Gear team (this being one who looks like Clarkson and the other one) pitched up in a car with the number plate ‘H982 FKL’.

This was widely interpreted as a nod to the Falklands conflict, and they were thus hounded out of town. And a month and a half later, people are still cross about it. ‘Jeremy Clarkson is an embarrassment to the British people,’ Argentina’s ambassador, Alicia Castro, told the Telegraph this week. An apology from the BBC, she said, is ‘the minimum we can ask’.


Now I will bow to nobody in the ‘quite often being embarrassed on behalf of Britain by Jeremy Clarkson’ stakes. But this? This seems odd. Somebody is telling porkies. In fact, possibly everybody is telling porkies. Because the BBC interpretation, in all honesty, isn’t terribly credible either. For them, the number plate was merely a horrible coincidence. In support of this, they cite the way the thing was attached to the car when they bought it, and the sheer practical impossibility of having sought to arrange this sort of thing just to make a weird joke that nobody would get. According to the Daily Mirror, the likelihood of this being true is 13,000,000 to one against, but they’re sticking to their story anyway. Could have happened to anyone. Thank God it wasn’t Prince Harry.

There’s more to it, obviously, including rival timelines about precisely what plate went where, when, and the discovery of another set of plates altogether — these ones reading ‘BE11 END’ — in the battered wreckage of Clarkson’s car. Ultimately life is short, and there’s a limited amount of it one is prepared to devote to discovering what went wrong on a satirical Christmas car show. Yet that something did, to the extent that ambassadors are talking about it a month and a half later, is fairly striking. And it makes me wonder, Ms Castro, which nation it is that ought to be more embarrassed, here?

Lord knows, Clarkson can be a jingoistic arse. But give me a cynical, jingoistic arse over a cynical, jingoistic mob any day. Sometimes it feels as though Argentina has gone completely and unilaterally tonto in the past decade. Do they realise, on the streets of Ushuaia, that we simply don’t talk about them much? And do they realise how bizarre the notion of a British mob chasing an Argentinian TV presenter would be? No matter how beastly his number plate was. Falklands, schmalklands. Pull yourselves together.

Down with pumpkins!

Possibly you’ve missed this. However, for the last three years or thereabouts, I have been conducting a low-key campaign for the revival of the turnip lantern. And this year, for the first time ever, I am remembering to write about this before Halloween, rather than afterwards, albeit narrowly so.

Fie on this pumpkin nonsense. If you are thirtysomething or older, one surefire way of figuring out whether somebody comes from outside the M25 is to ask them whether they have ever carved a turnip. ‘A what?’ they’ll ask, if they are from the south-east, because they don’t even know what turnips are, because they call them swedes. Which is just one of many ways in which they are wrong.

For them, anyway, the feckless American import that is a pumpkin has been an autumnal fixture. For them, the carving of a lantern has always been an easy, weak-wristed process, with the bulk of the work done for you before you even begin. Never have they hurt themselves doing it. Not unless they’re cack-handed as hell. Never has their honest childhood blood added a purple tinge to the inside of the lid.

You want to know the true metropolitan elite? They’re the people who don’t even realise that, outside London, pumpkins were more or less unheard of until about 1992. Yet now they have come and spread like grey squirrels, usurping that which came before. Where’s Ukip on turnip lanterns, that’s what I want to know. Please, guys. It’s what you’re for.

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Hugo Rifkind is a writer for the Times.

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  • WFB56

    Argentina is an economic basket case and one of the most indebted countries in the world, they need something to distract them from the miseries of their own making. Clarkson, after all, is in the entertainment business and he succeeds brilliantly in entertaining me and all of my family.

  • Peter Cox

    What’s the difference between 1746 and 1983?, ah yes about 14 generations! the population of Argentina is still stinging (as much as the more jingoistic element of ours feel pride) at the Falklands war, to liken it to how present day Scots feel about Culloden is not valid in any way!

    • Christian Black

      It was only a typically leaden witticism by Hugo, but do not underestimate the power of Scottish grievance to transcend space and time. Culloden is still pretty fresh to the Scots.

  • Des Demona

    Ahhhhhh the turnip –
    And then a feature on pumpkins.

  • William_Brown

    I like this a lot…it’s honest and amusing. I like Clarkson too, even if he can be a bit infantile on occasion. Rather that, than a sanctimonious, right on prig.

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  • Davey

    It’s about time the Top Gear team stopped pretending that this is a show about cars and own up to the fact that it’s a comedy show where every foreign culture imaginable is the subject matter. I’m very surprised that the PC brigade at the BBC puts up with this. Foreigners seem to be fair game, until they move here of course, when they suddenly become untouchable!

    • samhol

      Thank God that they do. One of the few BBC TV programmes worth watching.

    • Ed  

      Clarkson laughs at everything, and the country laughs with him. I think the PC crowd is afraid that if they went after him, he’d turn them into a laughingstock, and that is one thing they just can’t abide.

    • post_x_it

      I’m sure the BBC top brass hold their noses every time Clarkson comes on, but he’s become too big a phenomenon to do anything about. I don’t think any of them have the stomach to deal with the outcry if they sacked him on PC grounds.

    • Mc

      The BBC puts up with Clarkson because Top Gear is a money spinner and the program gives the BBC a global profile.

  • Suzy61

    Hugo, I read your postings and hardly ever agree with you but this time you have it spot on. We are dealing with a modern-day Peron wannabe coupled with a country beset with economic worries. Well done for saying as much. Clarkson is but a by-stander.

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  • Peter Stroud

    I agree with all you say about the over sensitive Argies. Odd bunch, to day the least.

    But there are many more varieties of turnip than the rather unique, orange coloured variety. This is why we in the South East refer to them swedes, there are many smaller white varieties, that we call, – turnips.

  • disqus_JXTaH3N9kU

    Argentina has been behaving ridiculously over this matter, without doubt. But I wouldn’t mind betting that Clarkson and co. knew perfectly well what they were doing and would have been prattling on about how “amusing” it all was if they hadn’t been found out.

    • David

      They did. They must have done. In terms of mathematical probability it is almost impossible for anything else to have happened.

    • post_x_it

      Yes, and so bl**dy what? Hugo is quite right in saying that in any normal, confident nation, this sort of “joke” wouldn’t even have registered, let alone turned into a diplomatic/presidential matter.

      • disqus_JXTaH3N9kU

        I fully agree and said so above. Argentina is acting utterly absurdly. But I’m not convinced by Clarkson and BBC’s denial, as I also said above and can just imagine the stupid smug smiles on the presenters’ faces and their childish glee at the “success” of the “stunt” if this thing hadn’t all blown up in the manner it has.

        • post_x_it

          I also find it rather telling that the Argentinian ambassadress thinks our government has the power to order the BBC to apologise.

  • The thing is, a proper country would have apologised for the way its citizens treated foreign guests and tried to make right. But Argentina isn’t a proper country, it’s a socialist hellhole that (like all socialist hellholes) is completely broke. And the thing about such silly little tinpot despotisms is that they tend to deflect their people’s attention from their own government’s shortcomings by focussing on enemies elsewhere.

    Come to think of it, that’s not a trait confined to silly tinpot despotisms as I can think of several western nations, our own included who’s useless leaders try to be world statesmen instead of facing problems of their own makings at home.

    But at least Britain is a proper country that’s capable of conducting itself with some amount of decorum on the world stage. Argentina’s stupid hissy fit over Clarkson would be unworthy of North Korea.

    • bquad

      They’re not by any means of the imagination socialist, nor have they been since the late 1980’s.

      • post_x_it

        They have gone past the stage where they can afford any of the upsides of socialism. Now they are just scrambling to keep it together under the weight of past follies. For Western Europe, it’s a terrifying glimpse of the not-too-distant future.

        • bquad

          Its economy is neo-liberal in structure and has been since the late 1980’s. You can’t just call something socialist simply, socialism has set parameters that the Argentine economy does not meet.

          I don’t get your point about our dystopian future, and why European countries based on liberal or social democratic models with records of sound governance would be comparable to a country with records of corruption and high occurrences of a lack of economic competitiveness. Western Europe has a completely different history in regards to state development and a very different economic situation. So how are we going to turn out like Argentina, who are a neo-liberal economy that is somehow a socialist hell hole?

          • post_x_it

            The term “neo-liberal” is a weasel word, but mostly it’s used by leftists to describe what happens in a formally socialist economy when the state runs out of money, which of course is always the fault of “neo-liberal” markets and speculators.

          • bquad

            No, its used by academics to describe an economic system that came about due to the writings of economists such as Milton Friedman and Hayek. and is a reinvigoration of classical liberal principles that denotes a reduced state, the market as the main driving force (i.e. price setting). Whatever you want to call it, its the current paradigm of economics and one that the left has been scrambling to respond to since the late 1970’s, but it certainly exists.

            But at least you admit Argentina is a formally socialist economy. Btw, I don’t deny that there are not long lasting legacies from Argentina’s socialist period that make it’s economy uncompetitive today, but there are also factors that stem from before socialism in Argentina and after its fall. My point is, its not as simple to simply blame it on socialism when there have been multiple ideologies deployed by the Argentinian government(s).

          • post_x_it

            I know what the word originally meant, but it has long since become a weasel word. Have a look around the web and see who uses it most and in what contexts. Not a lot to do with Friedman and Hayek. It’s a convenient soundbite whenever leftists need something or someone to blame for the abject failure of their own policies.

          • bquad

            Neoliberalism is the resurgence of ideas associated with economic liberalism beginning in the 1970s and 1980s,[1][2] whose advocates support extensive economic liberalization, free trade, and reductions in government spending in order to enhance the role of the private sector in the economy.

            Do you disagree with this? This is not a loaded definition, or weasel word as you keep pathetically saying. This definition says nothing about it its value as a policy, it is not just being denounced as an abject failure. What this is describing is an economic state of affairs, one that occurs in Argentina, one that occurs in almost every nation in the world to varying degrees of success.

            For example, the Labour party used to be a socialist party, it removed clause 4 (public ownership clause) and went with 3rd way politics, becoming a neo liberal party. The Labour Party is no longer a socialist party, the same as Argentina. If you give up the qualities that define socialism, such as centralised state control of stuff such as price setting, you cease to be a socialist government and give in to the consensus that liberal economics won the cold war.

            Just because most “lefties” are morons doesn’t mean you can apply the same assumptions to anyone who has a different political opinion to you. You’re right, there is a horrible group think in the left that just rabidly attacks capitalism, despite it being responsible for our standards of living etc. It’s pathetic. But why just assume that applies to me? Note that in this discussion I have made no inferences about your character or your political persuasion. The fact that you have to attack me as a lefty to prove your point is absolutely pathetic, and you haven’t really offered any new arguments, just reiterated the same tired point “you would say that cos your a lefty”.

            Show me policy that Argentina is still an economically centralised state without economic liberalisation, without freedom of trade etc. Don’t just use weasel words like lefty and argue around the subject, it’s embarrassing. If you don’t know what economic policies Argentina has, then you don’t know what you’re talking about.

      • Oh, right, yeah, of course. “real” socialism wouldn’t work that way right? Just like the USSR wasn’t socialist? Point me out an example of actual socialism in action, then.

        • bquad

          ‘Real’ socialism was an absolute mess leading to the mass undermining of civil liberties and a terribly unproductive economy. You set up a straw man there, I am not making the argument for socialism as a form of economic organisation at all, play the actual argument; Just as Russia changed its economic policy in the 90’s away from direct state control to the application of market forces to the economy, so did Argentina. This means that they aren’t a socialist country anymore, they are a capitalist country now, and proscribing their current problems to a type of governance that hasn’t existed in Argentina for nearly 20 years is just a misrepresentation of facts.

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  • Malcolm Stevas

    The Argentinians carry amour propre and conspiracy theory to pathological levels. They’re bonkers – stuff ’em. Anyway, the whole point of Jeremy Clarkson is to be unselfconsciously blunt (far less so than on the average factory floor…) and non-PC. In the event that the number plate was a cunning plan, good luck to him.

  • GraveDave

    Lovely innit.The bloggers can say a r s e but we postersget held back in case of giving offense. As for Jeremy, he’s the BBCs token right wing, all smoking, white man.
    Given that I’d say leave him alone.

  • Fenton!

    The Argentine/Clarkson section is nearly word-perfect. You’ve nailed that one, Hugo. You know him better than I do, but the only thing I would dispute is that Clarkson is ‘jingoistic’ — a word invented by the Left only to express disapproval of other people’s natural patriotism. Nothing wrong with being vocally proud, even though British people generally aren’t. In fact, Clarkson may be the only public figure in the country to express pride in Britishness all round instead of just admiring some limited aspect of it (cf Titchmarsh on the landscape, Attenborough on the natural history, Dimbleby on the architecture, Robinson on the archaeology, etc.).

    • ucsoh2013

      indeed – no finer televised tribute to Britain can I recall (far more so than that ridiculous opening ceremony) than the topgear episode when they assembled on the mall with the products of assorted british manufacturers – bought a tear to my eye and I don’t think clarkson was far away from tears either, that such obvious pride in and willingness to extol the virtues of a once Great Britain is viewed by some as jingoism/nationalism shows what a timorous bunch we’ve become

      • Fenton!

        Wonderful. I loved it when Clarkson announced the Aston Martin (I think it was) with a Union Jack waving as he said the words: ‘It’s fast… it’s beautiful… and it’s British’. Apparently that sort of thing is as bad as goosestepping on people’s throats and shouting ‘Heil, Hitler’. Give me a break.

        You mention jingoism as allied to nationalism — and that’s a good conjunction, because nationalism CAN be aggressive, intolerant, and irrational. But in that way people confuse nationalism with patriotism, and while there is obvious overlap — love of country and love of one’s own are involved — the differences between them are just as significant. I’m a highly patriotic person — a patriot of liberty — but I’ve never thought of myself as a nationalist, much less a jingoist!

    • disqus_JXTaH3N9kU

      “Jingoistic” was first used in about 1870, I believe.

      • Fenton!

        1878, according to Merriam-Webster dictionary. But whereas it initially meant ‘ extreme chauvinism or nationalism marked especially by a belligerent foreign policy’, it now is used almost exclusively by left-liberals to smear the decent and non-aggressive patriotism of ordinary people. In that way it’s hardly different from ‘racist’, ‘bigot’, or any number of other terms that boil down to ‘the West is worthless and should be self-lacerating, nothing else’.

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  • beenzrgud

    I don’t think I’d like to spend much time in Clarkson’s company, but I like the idea that we can inflict him upon people like Cristina Kirchner and her numpty government ministers.

    • post_x_it

      Unfortunately in political terms he is manna from heaven for Kirchner. She loves an opportunity for petty nationalist grandstanding, and even if she looks like a clown to the rest of the world, at home it goes down rather well.

  • David

    Hugo – were you a mathematician, you might appreciate that the statistical probability of Clarkson driving around Argentina in a car with a licence plate that ‘just happens to’ have both numerical and alphameric references to a war that took place with the UK – is infinitesimally small. From a mathematical point of view, the chances are literally in the millions to one arena. This was obviously a stunt, from a TV show that has a history of stunts. If it was ‘Countrywatch’ or ‘Antiques Roadshow’, one might be more inclined to believe in an enormous coincidence, but ‘Top Gear’ has form.

    • Swanky

      Sure, but the question still remains: so what? The Argentines lost a distant landmass that would not have solved any of their problems even if they’d won it. If they can — and must — accept that they lost the war, surely they can — and must — accept that we also know they lost the war, and now and then we refer to it. To turn a cheeky bit of tactlessness for the home audience into an international incident is to show just what petty tyrants the Argentines really are.

      • David

        I think it’s in poor taste. And I am not sure the BBC should be doing this. Just as I wouldn’t like Argentinian tourists to drive around in a fake tank in the Falklands with a 2015 MAL licence plate, or suchlike.

        Actually, my biggest gripe though is the lying and deceit. The Top Gear team have said this was a coincidence and even cooked up a backstory for it, but none of them seems to have done the maths – which speak for themselves.

        • Swanky

          Mmm, not that poor taste, and not comparable to your theoretical example: for one thing, the Argentines are slightly unhinged and very aggressive, whereas we are a civilized lot. As Hugo points out, not only has an active volcano been made out of a clod of earth, but it’s surprising that anyone even noticed. I wouldn’t have done it myself, only because I would fear that the Argentines of all people couldn’t be sane about it. As has been proven. The shame is all theirs, as far as I’m concerned.

          • Dolly Smith

            Yes Britain is a civilised country. We wouldn’t tolerate abandoning hundreds of men returning from the Falklands conflict & do nothing as they committed suicide. Not knowingly anyway. No, we’d just pretend it didn’t happen, like Thatcher did when she ignored the peace treaty that could’ve prevented the conflict happening or lied about the Belgrano.
            ‘As far as I’m concerned’…yes that just about sums you bastard tories up.

          • Swanky

            You suffer acutely from Deranged Thatcher-Demonization syndrome, as well as a bad case of throwing the baby out with the proverbial. It’s also known as making perfection (or your idea of it) the enemy of the good.

            Try to be grateful for what you have. It’s more than they have in Argentina.

            P. S. What lies behind this concern for the men is not a genuine concern for the men but a genuine though confused attachment to Leftism. The men are just a handy stick with which to beat Britain. If the men had fought in a Leftist cause, you’d have no complaints. What Leftists really hate is the failure of others to fall in line with their dogmas and plans.

        • Mark B

          Argentina did an advert, which was shown on their national TV, with an athlete of theirs running around a deserted Port Stanley. At the end, it had the slogan; “To compete on English soil, we tran on Argentine soil”, or as near as dam it.

          One Falkland Islander remarked after they saw it; “It is as if we never existed.” A references to the deserted streets.

          So in my mind, Argentina got a little payback.

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbx-LCW2620

          • David

            Yes I heard about that. So yay, now we’ve sunk to their level! Bang goes our moral superiority…

          • Mark B

            Who’s we ? Speak for yourself or, if you are Clarkson’s agent, speak for him, not me !

            The point of the article and of my comment, is that most ‘mature’ nations, tend to ignore the insult, knowing that is done to get a reaction. The fact that Argentina is still banging on about it, makes them look rather foolish and petulant in the eyes of many.

        • EricHobsbawmtwit

          I don’t think it’s poor taste. The British victory ushered in removal of the military Junta. The Junta, you might remember (or not), would torture its political opponents almost to death and then, given that they could no longer walk, put them into wheel chairs and push them out of aircraft flying at around 30,000 feet, into the South Atlantic.

          So was the Falklands really a defeat for the Argentinian people? I don’t think it was.

          • David

            I’m bemused by your comment. I am 100% behind the UK and our sovereignty of the Falklands. It was one of our finest post-WW2 hours. But why this means it’s good for a bunch of BBC-sponsored idiots to make childish and schoolboy humour jokes at the licence fee-payer’s expense is beyond me.

      • Bonkim

        The Falklands/Malvinas have been contested for over 250 years.The British were there in 1765 and subsequently driven out by the Spanish in 1770. They returned in 1833. but of course the Spanish took the Americas in the name of the Pope. I suppose that makes it legit.

        The only crime Clarkson is guilty of was to provoke the Argies – he should have known better than to cook up a fake numberplate and dangle it in front of the Mob. Totally un-British.

        • Swanky

          ‘Totally un-British’. But so nice to know that we don’t all think and act in lock-step, isn’t it? ;^)

          • Bonkim

            I liked to watch Clarkson when I had time. It will be interesting if some US legal firm took a Class Action on behalf of Pre-Columbian Indians against the Argentinian Government for reparations for snatching their land and displacing them – will the Pope be called as a witness? After all it was taken in his name!

  • How to Get your husband Back after a Divorce or Bad Breakup

    Hello Friends all over the world this is my testimony about the good work of a man who helping me roster my broken relationship and marriage and my name is Wendy Streeter I’m from Florida,USA, i was married to my husband for 4 years we were living happily together for this years and not until he traveled to Italy for a business trip where he met this girl and since then he hate me and the kids and love her only. so when my husband came back from the trip he said he does not want to see me and my kids again so he drove us out of the house and he was now going to Italy to see that other woman. so i and my kids were now so frustrated and i was just staying with my mum and i was not be treating good because my mother got married to another man after my father death so the man she got married to was not treating her well, i and my kids where so confuse and i was searching for a way to get my husband back home because i love and cherish him so much so one day as i was browsing on my computer i saw a testimony about this spell caster Dr.Brave testimonies shared on the internet by a lady and it impress me so much i also think of give it a try. At first i was scared but when i think of what me and my kids are passing through so i contact him and he told me to stay calm for just 24 hours that my husband shall come back to me and to my best surprise i received a call from my husband on the second day asking after the kids and i called Dr.Brave and he said your problems are solved my child. so this was how i get my family back after a long stress of brake up by an evil lady so with all this help from Dr.Brave , i want you all on this forum to join me to say a huge thanks to Dr.Brave and i will also advice for any one in such or similar problems or any kind of problems should also contact him his email is bravespellcaster@gmail.com he is the solution to all your problems and predicaments in life. once again his email address is bravespellcaster@gmail.com,or kindly visit he Website: http://enchantedscents.tripod.com/lovespell/Thanks…..

  • THANKS TO Dr Brave FOR HELPING ME GET PREGNANT AFTER SEVERAL YEARS WITHOUT A CHILD

    Hello everyone, am Jack Wellman am From Miami Beach, United States I need to share the good story of my life with everyone in this forum, that’s why am posting this little message. Me and my wife, we have been a barren since the time when we got married, I have tried all my possible best to get my wife pregnant after when we got married, We consulted so many doctors, and she did so many tests, but all the result says her Womb is very flexible and she may not be able to pregnant due to the flexibility of her womb. But not until when I traveled to New York City for my vacation when I met a spell caster who specialized in any kind of spell that help me out and change our status from a barren to a father and mother. After when I met this spell caster online, I told him all my problems and he promise to help me out. He casted a spell for me which my wife used for just 1 week, though am not the type who always believe in a spell before, but due to the shame and sorrow am facing, I had to submit myself to him. But believe me, the man really confused me with his power, presently I believe in spell because the spell he casted for my me really worked. My wife got pregnant after when we apply the spell as we were directed by the man ..the pregnancy has resulted to a baby girl some days ago. Incas if there is any woman who have a similar problem with my wife, you can just try to contact the man, and am very sure he will surely help you out. Just try to give the man a trial and I promise you will surely be happy at last just like the way me and my wife is happy now. You can reach the man through his email EMAIL:bravespellcaster@gmail.com or kindly visit he website http://enchantedscents.tripod.com/lovespell/Thanks for reading

    • English Majority

      Shut up.

  • HJ777

    The Battle of Culloden was not one in which Scots were united against English.

    Indeed, it is thought that most Scots opposed the Jacobites – unsurprising considering their behaviour towards, for example, the people of Glasgow.

    And, of course, there were English supporters of the Jacobites.

  • David

    Argentina is a tin-pot country with an appalling record. Argentinians however we should pity, not hate – for the aforementioned reason. This Top Gear thing was a cheap stunt, done at taxpayer’s expense, and then covered up very poorly by the production team – to claim anything else is disingenuous in the extreme. I am not proud of this, it doesn’t reflect well on Clarkson and Co.

    That’s not to say I don’t like Top Gear, it’s practically the only non-PC outpost of the BBC, and the Beeb doubtless ‘tolerates’ it through painful, gritted teeth – simply because it is massively popular with the vast majority of human beings around the planet who are, unlike the BBC, politically correct to a fault.

  • TESTIMONY OF HOW I GOT MY LOVER BACK AFTER A DIVORCE

    An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my husband back to me.. My name is Natasha Johnson,i live in ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM,and I’m happily married to a lovely and caring husband ,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my husband .so terrible that he took the case to court for a divorce.he said that he never wanted to stay with me again,and that he didn’t love me anymore.So he packed out of the house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get him back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and he confirmed it that he has made his decision,and he never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my husband .So i explained every thing to him,so he told me that the only way i can get my husband back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for him too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow his advice. Then he gave me the email address of the spell caster whom he visited.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com }. So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address he gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day.What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who didn’t call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back.So Amazing!! So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he apologized for his mistake,and for the pain he caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster. So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website { http://enchantedscents.tripod.com/lovespell/},if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to the Dr Brave for bringing back my husband ,and brought great joy to my family once again. {bravespellcaster@gmail.com }, Thanks..,,,

  • TESTIMONY OF HOW I GOT MY LOVER BACK AFTER A DIVORCE

    An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my husband back to me.. My name is Natasha Johnson,i live in ENGLAND, UNITED KINGDOM,and I’m happily married to a lovely and caring husband ,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my husband .so terrible that he took the case to court for a divorce.he said that he never wanted to stay with me again,and that he didn’t love me anymore.So he packed out of the house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get him back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and he confirmed it that he has made his decision,and he never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my husband .So i explained every thing to him,so he told me that the only way i can get my husband back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for him too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow his advice. Then he gave me the email address of the spell caster whom he visited.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com }. So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address he gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day.What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who didn’t call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back.So Amazing!! So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he apologized for his mistake,and for the pain he caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster. So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website { http://enchantedscents.tripod.com/lovespell/},if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to the Dr Brave for bringing back my husband ,and brought great joy to my family once again. {bravespellcaster@gmail.com }, Thanks..

  • Julian Seal

    Almighty Supreme with my
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  • Wright Eva

    A GREAT SPELL CASTER THAT HELP ME GET PREGNANT.

    Are you in need of help to solve your infertility problem or to get
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  • Terry Field

    Argentina has descended from the world’s 4th richest to a total basket case, under the absurd Kirchner bird.
    They will milk this guff for all its worth as otherwise they have NOTHING to say about ANYTHING AT ALL
    Good old Clarkson.
    He is an adult in a world of precious little crets.

  • Lydia Fred

    I am Lydia Fred i lives in united states and i was in a serious relationship with my Ex Guy for 3 good years.. One day we were in a dinner party, we had a little misunderstanding which lead to a Quarrel and he stood up and left me at the dinner party. i try to call him but he was not picking my calls so after than i contacted my brother and told him about it,my brother so much love me that he had to see him on my behalf,he told my brother that it is over between us. I cry all day, Then i contacted a friend of mine that had this similar experience and she directed me to Dr.Azuka, and i contacted him and tell him my problems how i lost my relationship with my lover. at first i thought it was not going to be possible.i was ask to come up with a little requirement information of me and my Ex Guy,so i did what i was ask to do, after 24Hours the spell was cast i was in my office when my Ex Guy called me and was asking me to forgive him and come back to him. i was very surprise it was like a dream to me. my ex is now back and he treat me very good. and our relationship is now stronger ask ever before. if you are act there looking for help is time for you to still put your hope on dr. azuka love spell, i promise you that you will be happy with your ex again email him. Greatazukalovespell@gmail.com or greatazukalovespell@yahoo.com tell +2348071398555.or.+2348100399287..

  • Lydia Fred

    I am Lydia Fred i lives in united states and i was in a serious relationship with my Ex Guy for 3 good years.. One day we were in a dinner party, we had a little misunderstanding which lead to a Quarrel and he stood up and left me at the dinner party. i try to call him but he was not picking my calls so after than i contacted my brother and told him about it,my brother so much love me that he had to see him on my behalf,he told my brother that it is over between us. I cry all day, Then i contacted a friend of mine that had this similar experience and she directed me to Dr.Azuka, and i contacted him and tell him my problems how i lost my relationship with my lover. at first i thought it was not going to be possible.i was ask to come up with a little requirement information of me and my Ex Guy,so i did what i was ask to do, after 24Hours the spell was cast i was in my office when my Ex Guy called me and was asking me to forgive him and come back to him. i was very surprise it was like a dream to me. my ex is now back and he treat me very good. and our relationship is now stronger ask ever before. if you are act there looking for help is time for you to still put your hope on dr. azuka love spell, i promise you that you will be happy with your ex again email him. Greatazukalovespell@gmail.com or greatazukalovespell@yahoo.com tell +2348071398555.or.+2348100399287……..

  • Wimberly William

    My passion for love and life has made me to take to the Internet to

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    a difficult time in my relationship as my wife couldn’t give birth to a

    child. Although my wife and i loved each other very much as it were.We kept on

    hoping and for 6 years there weren’t any sign of breakthrough .As days

    goes by,i will always weep because at that time i was really down.

    Even though my wife tried to always be by my side,only time would

    tell as we couldn’t cope with pressure coming from friends and she had to leave

    me for another man. I was now left to face my problem alone even

    though my mom would always talk to me and console me on phone. Things

    went from bad to worse when i was sacked from the private organization

    i was working because been happily married was a criteria that was

    needed and that i was now lacking owing to my failure to have a child that has made my

    wife leave me for another man leaving me single. I kept on

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    wasn’t any coming. I contacted lots of spell caster as i saw them on

    the Internet but all were scams as they demanded money from me

    frequently and nothing happened. i had to relocate from Texas city

    United state to Jamaica where my mom was residing and also because i

    became racially abused because of my color .I spent 4 months with my

    mom and together we kept on looking for solution still to no avail.

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    pleaded for forgiveness. Although it was a tough decision for me to

    make because of all the pains i have been through. I love her and

    needed her back so i had no option but to forgive her. We sat together

    and while she was resting her head on my chest we had romantic

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    a very long time that day. The next day which was still within the

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    and am very thankful also my skin color that made me racially abused

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  • Jessica Williams

    What will i do to thank Doctor Atete the great spell caster for the help he rendered to me? how do i appreciate him for helping me get my lover back after 9 years of breakup? this is a testimony i must share because Doctor Atete is a God on earth. My heart is filled with Joy because Meyer the father of my three children is back. He left me 9 years ago for Jessica and said he does not love me any more because we had a fight, though i did all i could to get him back but my effort seems abortive just 4 days ago a friend of mine told me about Doctor Atete who helped her to solve all relationship problems so i decided to contact him also via email. Today i want to let the world know that Doctor Atete’s spell is active, he is a man of his word and can be trusted 100% because as i speak now Meyer the father of my three children came back to me yesterday on his knees begging me to forgive and accept him back. Do you need help of any kind then Contact Doctor Atete today via Email: doctoratetespelltemple@hotmail.com or website:http://drzazazworldofpowerfulspellwebscom.webs.com or Whats-app: +2348068784784 or call him: +2348068784784 or +2347056505954

  • Katherina Chia

    I am making this testimony on the internet because i made a vow to myself and DR Camara that i will tell the world about his wonderful spell. Dr Camara has wiped my tear with his spell, He has made me happy again by helping me get my Husband back with his spell after 8 months of divorce. Dr Camara is truly a God on Earth sent by Almighty God to help man kind. My husband left me 8 months ago and be with another woman and he told me he does not love me any more and ever since then i have been looking for solution till I saw so many good testimonies on the net on how Dr Camara helped them to get back there loved once and so i contacted him via email (camaralovespell@live.com) and explained my problems to him and he told me that my husband will come back to me within 2days by begging me to accept him back and sorry for the pains he caused me. I am so glad today because my husband is back to me, he came back to me just after 2days as Dr Camara promise me. contact Dr Camara for help via email: CAMARALOVESPELL@LIVE.COM ,

  • jakky

    My boyfriend is back!!! i want to use this medium to show my profound

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