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Dalek

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘We don’t know where he’s gone.’

Tagging

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘You know, I’m beginning to think the dog doesn’t like being locked up in here while we’re at work all day.’

Dog

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Bias

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘He just sits around all day creating initiatives to reduce obesity.’

Obesity

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘You would tell me if you weren’t happy, wouldn’t you?’

Happy

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Not a chance this week — try again in a fortnight.’

Receptionist

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Nil

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?’

Romeo

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Little Botox Peep and her ageing sheep

Bopeep

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Don’t even think about going to school in that skirt — you know you’re only allowed to wear it when you go down the pub.’

School

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Bath

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Setsquare

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘They’re much funnier on the internet’

Cats

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘My wife and I are having trouble conceiving.’

Panda

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Could you turn the fireworks up? We can still hear The X Factor.’

Fireworks

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘What’s the problem? We told you when you started that you’d have to make some sacrifices.’

Sacrifices

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Snoopy

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘How did your meeting with the lobbyists go?’

Lobbyists

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I’m all for HS2 if it gets Morrissey sent back to Manchester quicker.’

Morrissey

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Listening

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still end up on Twitter?’

Guru

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I wasn’t staring at you — I was staring through you!’

Staring

2 November 2013 9:00 am

Fawkes

2 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Quick, turn it over. I only have to look at Jamie Oliver and I pile on the pounds.’

Oliver

2 November 2013 9:00 am