Cartoon

‘Watch this one — he likes to hibernate around.’

Hibernate

23 November 2013 9:00 am

Support

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Can you leave, please, sir. This bar specifically caters for the sad, pathetic and lonely.’

Bar

23 November 2013 9:00 am

Bill Badger’s running for his life, What’s the reason for this strife? They think his cough is dread TB, And so from Nutwood he must flee.

Bill

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Jennie, will you please stop comparing me to your first husband?’

Bed

23 November 2013 9:00 am

Teabags

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Fancy getting the skateboards out later on?’

Skateboards

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Are you sure you want me to carry on with this, Mr Dimbleby?’

Tattoo

16 November 2013 9:00 am

Stalking

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘In these straitened times, our shareholders need more money.’

Shareholder

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Want to switch energy suppliers?’

Energy

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Where is everyone? It’s like the Marie Celeste in here.’

Celeste

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I can’t see us ever having a boring housebuying anecdote of our own.’

Houseprices

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s the director’s cut.’

Cut

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s not Kafkaesque, it’s normal.’

Kafka

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Could that be from his blue period?’

Blue

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s such a perfect day, I’m glad I spent it with you...’

Fish

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘We are very happy with the Chinese-themed room but could you remove the panda, please.’

Panda

16 November 2013 9:00 am

Ebay

16 November 2013 9:00 am

Mexico

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Instant? Certainly, madam. Take a seat and someone will be with you in a minute.’

Instant

16 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Look, sir! Tesco are doing buy one get one free!’

Mod

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘You have the right to post one extremely abusive and threatening message on a social networking site of your own choice.’

Custody

9 November 2013 9:00 am

Evolution

9 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Is this the pleb gate?’

Pleb

9 November 2013 9:00 am