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‘I’d like to book a mountain rescue team for 8pm’

Sink

7 December 2013 9:00 am

‘That’ll be David Cameron’s husky sledge.’

Husky

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I see you’re one of those modern wishy-washy moderates.’

Iran

30 November 2013 9:00 am

'Yes all right, sir, you’re Charles Stuart, Prince of Wales, hiding from Cromwell’s Roundheads — now if you don’t mind, we just want to rescue this lady’s cat.’

Hiding

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘It’s the ideal rail-commuter read.’

Rail

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Find out who was responsible for appointing me, and fire them.’

Executive

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Stealing from the rich is all very well, Little John, but the bankers, the energy companies, the water companies… I just can’t keep up!’

Stealing

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Lion

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Louvre

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘I do not want to appear judgmental...’

Judge

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hear you work for the government.’

Drone

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Retired hurt — by some very unkind comments.’

Trott

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Dream

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Hounddog

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Society

30 November 2013 9:00 am

Hound

30 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Relax — it’s ethically sourced.’

Ethical

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Looks like the tiger came to tea.’

Tiger

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘News from Marathon. But first, a look at some of today’s other top stories.’

Marathon

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Do we have to have an Old Etonian in charge?’

Etonian

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘Sorry, love, but your looks have begun to fade.’

Newsreader

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘You’ll either be seen by Dr Jekyll or Mr Hyde.’

Emergency

23 November 2013 9:00 am

‘What’s the “Steak à la Princess Royal”?’

Horsemeat

23 November 2013 9:00 am

Alice in Winter Wonderland

Tat

23 November 2013 9:00 am

How to film a Kennedy 50th anniversary documentary

Kennedy

23 November 2013 9:00 am